i would literally be the worst teacher ever

• me: all of you sit the fuck down you twats
• me: shut the fuck up
• me: what do you mean you didn't do your homework it takes five minutes
• me: *gives test with all answers being A*
• me: you are a little self-centered asshole
• me: you belong in kindergarten you little shit
• me: all of you leave now i can't handle this
• me: *smacks child upside the head with textbook*